I am obsessed with shipping Clint and Natasha as they are so adorable. They are my OTP. Pepperony is also cute, buy Clintasha is on top.
Occasionally Tom Hiddlestone will pop up on my blog, maybe dancing. Kittens might also pop up.
This is mainly a Clintasha/Marvel blog.
(p.s. Ember, the url name, is a character from a book I am writing - War of Angels - so if anyone wants to rp, I'm cool with it :) and if anyone wants to read a chapter or two of the book, I'd be more than grateful)
I won’t touch Barton. Not until I make him kill you! Slowly, intimately, in every way he knows you fear. And then he’ll wake long enough just to see his good work. And when he screams, I’ll split his skull! This is my bargain, you mewling quim!
You’re a monster.
So, I’m on summer holidays now and was wondering, does anyone want me to write a fic where this happened?
Friendly reminder that we might get some more clintasha feels for the next Avengers movie.
I started following this girl and her whole dash ended up these. And her last post. I can’t even say words. Anons took her life. If that okay with you, then carry on with your day. If you agree this is unacceptable and okay, then reblog and spread the word. What you say can actually change a persons life! So help out
I don’t care if this makes your dash look ‘ugly’, no matter what type of blog you have you should reblog it.
If you can’t reblog this, I pity you as a human being.
This is sickening. This is why I fuckin hate most anons. Most are just pure assholes. Bullies. But I realized something. They only hate on others cause their life is miserable. So they make others miserable to try and be happy. They need something to vent their pain on
No…..I will always Reblog this….This just isn’t right
- so i'm doing a little social network-y experiment which involves knowing the most popular (meaning most members in) the fandoms of different networks! so if you could reblog this by December 25th (christmas day) and add a tick mark next to the fandom you're in! if yours is not on the list please add it with a tick mark next to it indicating you're part of the one you've added! that's all and thank you so much!
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So I saw the announcement that Gal Gadot was cast as Wonder Woman, and I posted that I wasn’t going to look at the comments because I knew it was going to be a bunch of douches complaining she wasn’t busty enough, but I guess I just wanted to prove myself correct. Just as I predicated, a lot of nerd rage over her not having big enough tits, there was the same reaction over Anne Hathaway as Catwoman, Shailene Woodley as Mary Jane, Kirsten Dunst as Mary Jane, the rumor of Katee Sackhoff as Ms. Marvel, Elizabeth Olsen as Scarlet Witch, etc etc. Not only are these nerds fucking gross, they’re also fucking predictable.
Aw man I feel a rant coming…
Christmas and pizza and chocolate all thrown together in Clint’s eyes.
Disclaimer, I do not own anyone.
Clint stepped into his room in the Avengers Mansion, a smile on his face. Before he and Natasha had left the gang hangout, he had taken a picture of the carving on his phone with the intent of making a 3D model for her himself. Between the two of them, they had finished off both pizzas and taken a third from Sam for later.
Natasha had left him at the door so Tony couldn’t spot them, taking the pizza with her. His hand had been either in hers or around her waist the entire time after they left, and already he was missing her.
A gentle knock on his door made him look up. “Clint, can I come in?” A soft voice asked.
“Of course you can, Pepper,” he replied and opened the door.
Pepper opened the door and walked in, a gentle smile on her face. She went to his side and gently put a hand on his arm.
“Firstly, I apologise for the idiocy of Tony. He means well, but at times he doesn’t think. Secondly, are you okay? I know Natasha took you out, but you seemed pretty shaken up in there.” Pepper looked into his eyes.
Clint nodded at her, a faint smile coming to his lips. “It’s okay, Pepper. I know you try to contain Stark as best as you can, but he’s his own guy at times. And yeah, I’m okay. Natasha is like my guardian angel, she always knows how to get me back and safe. I’m certain I would already be dead without her.”
She nodded, still looking into his eyes. “So, you two are pretty close, hey? I hope you have something good for her for Christmas.”
“We’re as close as you can get, some would say. I hope she likes what I bought for her, since I am certainly not giving it to anyone else,” he replied, his smile growing. “Can you keep a secret?” When she nodded, he bit his lip gently. “I love her.”
“That is wonderful!” She exclaimed, clasping her hands together. “If it makes you feel happy, she said when we were shopping that she loved you too.”
Clint grinned, his eyes shining. Thank god. “Well, that’s a relief,” he replied. “But I think I already knew.”
“Are you two together then?” Pepper asked. “How long have you been with her?”
He tilted his head in thought, thinking back. “Probably about ten years? I met her when we were in our twenties, and we’re in our thirties now…” He paused, still thinking. “She began to fully trust me two years later and we got together the following year, so we’ve been a thing for around about seven years.”
Pepper looked at him in surprise. “When will you kiss her in public, then? We love that the majority of the time.”
A smile came to Clint’s lips. “Just wait and see, you’ll get the answer soon enough.”
“I better, or I’ll make you kiss her,” she warned, the grin she had showing she was only half joking.
“Getting Thor to shove one of us into the other doesn’t count,” he said, chuckling.
She shrugged just as Steve poked his head in. “When you were gone Bruce and Thor turned up, so we can decorate the tree,” he announced. “Sorry for the intrusion.”
“That’s cool, Cap,” Clint replied, greeting him with a nod. “Was Natasha told?”
“She didn’t need to be told, she was sitting in the tree room smelling like pizza and chocolate,” Steve answered, stepping inside.
“Chocolate?” He asked, raising an eyebrow. He didn’t remember her smelling like that.
“Yes, she was eating some when she walked into the room before.” Steve nodded as he finished.
“Damn it, Tasha!” He exclaimed and sprinted out of his room. “She didn’t share with me.”
As he ran away, he could hear Steve talking to Pepper. “He loves her, doesn’t he?” He asked, answered with a soft affirmative from her.
He kept on sprinting through the mansion, not even slowing when he heard the murmuring of voices getting louder. He sharply turned left and into the right room, rushing to the couch where Natasha was sitting. She looked up at him as he skidded to a stop, an eyebrow raised.
“You didn’t give me any,” Clint said, panting slightly.
“Give you any what?” Natasha asked, clearly pretending she didn’t know what he was talking about. He could smell the chocolate on her from where he was standing.
“Chocolate!” He exclaimed and collapsed onto the couch beside her.
When a smooth chuckle escaped her, he closed his eyes and sighed dramatically. He felt her smooth fingers brush against his lips before something hard was placed there, smelling like- he opened his mouth and she placed the piece of chocolate in. He shut his mouth around it before she could pull her fingers out, making a sound between a squeal and a groan escape her. He started to swirl his tongue over them, feeling her squirm next to him. He opened his eyes and looked at her devilishly, still licking her fingers.
“Keep it PG, would you?” Tony asked, grinning as he lent against a wall. Damn, he’d seen. “You may have just freaked out Bruce.”
Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus
Half of our generation wouldn’t even understand that
yes you are right the thousands of notes on this post prove how ignorant our generation is. only you are intelligent. you are the chosen one.
only real Ancient Greek kids would understand
reblog if ur a tru 650BC kid